You know the craziest thing? I keep asking everyone here “So, what is this “Cloud”?” … and NOBODY can give me answer!
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… Well, because we don’t have branches, I basically help people with their regular banking stuff, but over the phone. So it’s finance, yeah. I guess I’m in “finance”.
Yeah, yeah…. I know… loads of hot guys!
But the hours are really crappy. No - any time. Day or night. Yeah I know, it’s crazy!
“… I mean we’ll still probably see each other, when he comes down and all, but come on Leslie… Canada? What was I thinking. Ottawa is SO DAMNED COLD!
So yeah I’ll be at this new job for a while. What? Oh… an “occupational psychologist”. Yeah, basically counselling people about jobs and stuff. Ha! Not a guidance counsellor, silly!
OK sweetie anyway I gotta go. I’ve got two clients right behind me. OK love you sis.
Bye! Mwah!”
“OH MY GAWD don’t even ask. The Middle East was TERR-UH-FYING. That guy I met? Total asshole. I don’t care what sand-trap he said he was “prince” of. But anyway babes, I met this journalist, and I moved back with him. No, you’ll never guess… no … no… he’s CANADIAN!!! Ha! I knowwwww… yeah… ahuh…. in Ottawa!”
OMG what have you been up to, doll? Yeah, so like I was saying, my plan is to just do a few years in UAE to get that international experience, after that last customer service job - nightmare!
Babes, you’d love it … the shopping here is OFF! THE! HOOK-AH!”
“I mean it’s “latin” but it’s not as “el cubano” as everyone says.
Where am I working? Some security place.
No, more like cameras and alarms and stuff.
“Planet Security USA”. You probably haven’t heard of it.
Well, it’s “Planet Security” so… keeping the entire planet secure?? Or just the USA secure! Ha you know, I don’t even know! OK babes I gotta go, someone else is on the line.
…. Yeah it’s OK. I mean I got the job after only one interview.
It’s just a little hotel, but it’s right on the oceanfront. On the walk there. You know, where everyone ride their bike and rollerbaldes and stuff?
Rollerblades. You know, like inline skates?
Oh babes I have to bounce, I’ve got a call. OK see you Thursday. Tonga Hut, yeah?
